Hi again, dear readers. It is time I’d share our latest adventure with you, guys. To find out what swinger life looks like across the ocean, me and Birgit decided to go on a trip in America. We had planned this trip for exactly a year, as we had planned to attend a certain party. A swinger cruise, to be precise. Swinger cruise is distinctive already because of its name and it is hard to understand exactly what kind of an event it is. If you feel the same right now, I’d like to explain it a little and enlighten this “fucked up” world a little more in depth :)

 Let’s start at the beginning. We planned to stay in US for two weeks from which the first half we stay in Miami and the other half living the swinger life. We did a thorough research and communicated with various people in portals about cruises and parties in Miami. We found out two swinger clubs we were planning to visit, and we had also chatted with a local couple who invited us to a private party at their home.

 

 We both sometimes wonder how we get into such places and situations, but there must some special force that favors us. During the second evening of our trip we were heading to a party were in addition to us 7-8 couples were invited. When we arrived at their apartment, we were welcomed by a super friendly couple. I sometimes like to put myself into another person’s place and that’s what I ask you, dear readers, to do right now. I remind you that this is not a fantasy blog, this is our real life what we try to describe as in detail as our identity allow us. So please let’s switch positions and imagine yourself traveling with your partner far away from home and heading to a private swinger party in Miami. I bet more than one of you would feel quite anxious and excited, as we did.

It's Christmas time ;)

  We did a short house tour and got to know our new friends a little closer. It turned out that there was a heated pool behind the house with a view to the other side of the house. The view was so Hollywood-alike and soon we found out that this area was for very successful and famous people.

View ...

 I have mentioned this before that during our swinger lifestyle, people do not usually ask questions such as what we do for living or how much do we earn as a salary. All people are relatively equal. There have been some exceptions, of course, but we have been able to avoid such people.

All the couples who attended the party that night, were super friendly and we had a great time. As this blog post is going to include quite a lot of information, I’m not going to stop here for longer. We did meet a very nice couple who were also going to attend the cruise. Let’s just say we had a very nice evening with lots of laughter and sex.

Birgit
Pool

 Our plan on this trip was to visit as many clubs that seem cool to us so the next evening, we headed down to Fort Lauderdale where we visited a swinger club called Trapeze. When we entered the club we instantly knew it’s going to be difficult for us as the club was so cold and our clothes minimal as per usual. There was a BYOB (Bring Your Own Bottle) rule, which meant you bring your own alcohol and no other alcoholic drinks are served at the spot. We took a short house tour and headed to the playroom. We couldn’t enter the room before we had put our clothes into locker rooms. Cold air was still a problem but fortunately we found a place where to warm ourselves up with new people. At some point, Birgit found an exotic girl who she wanted to play with. They headed on to another playroom, where she found 5 new, quite tall and manly exotic guys. We understood that if Birgit still wants to walk on her own feet the next day, we should leave immediately. And as the club was already closing up, we started to leave also. When we were standing in front of the club, a guy started talking to us, who offered us a ride back home. We spent a great night at our place – when the club closed its doors at 3AM, then we got to bed at 6AM.

Hmm nice ride ...

 Another day, another adventure. We decided to visit the most popular club in Miami, Miami Velvet. You can say by the name already, that this place is something else. The view from the parking lot blew us away – back in the times we didn’t even have such cars at our car exhibitions in Estonia. The photo is taken when we started to leave, that is why there are not so many cars, but the photo might give a hint which cars it consisted of. But, when entering the club, we found out it was again so freezing.

Happy Birgit

We couldn’t understand why it needed to be like that in a place where people rarely wear any clothes. The club itself was very nice and very different from the place from last night. They also had the BYOB rule, but they had a bar and bartenders, who named our bottle and gave us special card for the drinks. The club was packed because of the swinger cruise. We sat on a couch and looked at people dancing around the pole. Many of them certainly thought they were professional pole dancers… At one point it was time to go to a playroom and this night’s catch were two couples. For one woman, full swap was a first time experience. I can say again that it was a very nice experience and next time we will bring our own sweaters with us.

Please don't arrest me ;)

 The next day we didn’t plan anything and just spent a day at the beach. Birgit got of course a bit naughty there and wanted a photo with a local policeman. Mr. Police fortunately didn’t see all the details, because we would’ve otherwise spent the night somewhere cold again…

 And finally, it was the day to start our cruise. Although we travel with a boat constantly between Estonia and Finland, then this time it was something different. There were so many people at the port, so me and Birgit were constantly searching for younger couples, because these cruises are usually attended by older ones.

Miami Vice girls 

It was unfortunately the case this time too, but we did find multiple young couples and we knew it’s going to be a great week. We got our room and went to take a short tour around the boat. As the entire boat was meant only for swingers, it was a rather short one, and fitted altogether 700+ people.

Just chilling 

As it was still daytime, we relaxed on the sun deck and got to know an American couple who were the same age as us. They were the ones we spent the most of our time together with. The first evening theme was “Miami Vice”. As Birgit is by nature bold and liberal and when she is in her naughty mood, the conservative ones better hold back. As people had spent hours on fixing themselves up, Birgit was soon wearing only heels and her dress was forgotten. Soon half of the area was full of naked women, as Birgit went up to them and told them to get naked, too. The party lasted until morning and of course we visited the also boat’s playroom. In the morning, it was so random to see people’s reactions because Birgit was like a star. Every second person waved and greeted her. I assume that was partly because of her negotiation skills to get everyone naked. And let’s be honest, she made a great first impression!

 

Naughty tourists ;)

During the day, the plan was to visit Key West and the tourist magnet place “Southernmost Point of Continental US”. This is that one place you need to take a photo at when visiting Key West, and so we did. The only difference compared to other tourists was of course the way we dressed. I don’t know how many people in addition to us can say they have taken a photo with naked boobs there.

We love Key West ...

We headed on to a local Pub, where after some drinks, the girls got naughtier. Key West is a very friendly place with very open-minded people as us. The photo speaks a thousand words, they say… That whole scene was witnessed by “normal people” and they were amused. Especially one table with 4 gentlemen who complimented the girls.

Lucky Guys !

As a cherry on top, the girls also took a photo with them. One older woman shouted that if she were younger, she would join them, too. Right before we left, someone said that the swinger boat is at the port and we heard sighs and “that explains what just happened” comments.

 All nights were very similar on the swinger boat, but one of the most memorable ones was a theme evening “White”. The sundeck was decorated as a fancy restaurant with white table cloths.

White night

People had really put thought into their outfits and as white is also our favorite color, it seemed as if the evening was meant for us. On the photos you can see how our evenings past.

The most memorable sights that we visited was Cuba where everything seemed like in a movie. It was such a nostalgic feeling seeing Ladas and other Estonian childhood vehicles riding around. We also saw a real cabaret show in Cuba that was definitely the most colorful show we had ever seen.

Old school ...

When we got back to the boat, some of us were ready to have some fun in the playroom, but as it was quite late, the fun didn’t last long. One thing I would criticize about the cruise was the opening hours of the playroom.

When someone organizes a cruise for open-minded people who probably go there to have fun and mainly sex, then it is a big disappointment when the playroom closes already at 3AM. The whole situation was just so weird – we were having sex with three other couples, when I felt someone touching my shoulder and saying: “You have ten minutes to go”. I thought at first it was a joke, because come on, I was having sex at that very moment! That was a big disappointment and I don’t think it was the best way to solve this situation. Although the playroom was opened from 10PM to 3AM, it looked very nice – nice colors, pleasant music, clean towels, comfortable beds and lots of places for having fun. During the cruise, we visited the playroom only three times, the rest of the time, we used for our adventures other people’s rooms. 

"Fireball" ;)

New day and new party on the sundeck, this time it was a foam party. We had never seen anything like this before, and there sure was something to look at! The only thing that disturbed us was the cold wind on the deck and relatively old people playing in the foam.

Our new advertisment girl ;)

Our young friends whom we had met, were standing with us and just observing the whole scene. It was quite impressive however – altogether 150 naked people in a foam. I was glad Birgit didn’t want to go there, because probably all the guys in there would’ve taken a chance and touched her from all sorts of places.

 We knew when we went to the cruise that we would be one of the younger ones there, but still we would’ve liked to meet people more in our age. We have heard about other similar swinger parties only for younger people, so probably we will be attending this one instead in the future. And who knows, maybe the next cruise will be organized by a new portal that is slowly emerging…

Dinner is served ...

 On the same topic… we were recently asked a small favor to share our lifestyle experiences to help create a new and perfect libertine community and portal. When we usually don’t want to lift anyone higher from us, as this is still a neutral blog, I have to say that the people who have started this project, will make history and many portals may worry about their future! As always, the new thing needed some time to settle in, but in short, I would say an entirely genius and impressive adult community has been launched. It is a community not only for swingers, but simply people, who are open-minded and liberal. It is a place where all people are equal and free of charge. Seems impossible, right? But it’s not! For free use, the portal doesn’t require anything else but a proof that you are a real human being. So, if anyone is interested, then you can see us (2in1couple) quite actively in Libertine Center portal. Let’s be honest, that portal was long-awaited among all of us!

But getting back to our blog title and subject. The US swinger cruise was definitely an experience but next time, we would rather choose a cruise suited more for open-minded people. It is hard to put into words, but I hope you got some idea of what such cruises are about. If you want to ask anything more concrete, you know where to find us. 

 New adventures are ahead of us and it seems it’s all going to get as wild as the last year. What I can say is that in the summer, we have booked a trip in the most liberal place in France, Cap d’Agde, so definitely there are new things to look forward in 2019!